That means running errands and paying bills which while it
makes the Long Sufferin happy but it does not light up my life. But it has to
be done.
Especially when one of the local utility companies sends out
a double-secret price increase disguised as a bill from one of the other
utility companies, okay, it wasn’t so much disguised as it was similar, but it
was so similar that it got paid and mailed to the other utility company and
surprise, surprise, surprise, they sent along their bill just like they
expected to get paid.
This did not however please the Long Sufferin, who sent
guess who out in the cold rain to pay up. Okay, so she discovered the problem
yesterday when we stopped by the utility company and they nicely said that they
would take our money, but could we please find the correct stub so that it
could get credited to the right account and not to some other account, cause
nice as it is to pay someone else’s bill they could live without the yelling
and screaming when the error got discovered and the nice folks who got their
bill paid didn’t think they should pay the bill that was supposed to get paid
and then there would be an empty spot in the ledger and you just know how that
makes accountants go completely crazy so could we just pay our bill and not
screw things up for everybody?
So the one bill got paid but that left another unpaid and
stubless and that would create an empty spot on that ledger and we’ve already
said how that could screw up the whole works so out I went into the cold rain
to make everything right and keep all of those holes from screwing up
everybody’s ledger.
And guess what, on the way to get the right payment in the
right account even without a stub so that I would have to go stubless, I found
a bakery.
Now you know that I think baking is just as much an art as
almost any other artsy thing so while I was out in the cold rain I had to stop
and sample the baked goods just to make sure that they weren’t poisoned and
that could cause the whole population to get sick and die and then there would
be just no one to support the Arts and you wouldn’t want that to happen so I
stopped.
But of course you won’t want t take my word so off you go to
Crabby Cakes Bakery just two doors down from the High Tide Café where all of
you go anyway to hear the jazz and eat until you can’t walk and look out at the
estuary and claim that you are going canoeing right after but you know that
you’ll never do it so sneak out the door and make a quick turn and get to
Crabby Cakes Bakery and take some of that great food home so that you can eat
in your living room and no one will ever know that you ate a whole carrot cake
all by yourself.
Then when you know that I was not lying a bit you can go
back to Crabby Cakes without stopping at High Tide first and buy a whole sack
of stuff so that when you get back to the house or the office the animals will
not fight over the macaroon!
Okay, maybe get a dozen macaroons and hide one of them in
the car so that when the animals attack you can throw the sack at them and
smile knowing that the last macaroon is safe in the glove box.
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