You know there is nothing on television except another football game and how many football games can you watch before you grow roots into the couch and become a complete, mindless slug and waste all of the gifts you have been given watching the same endless run and catch and punt that come every year at this time and the you will be just like The Thing on the Couch with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other and fuzzy slippers and a newspaper and open mouth sleeping and that's just too horrible to contemplate. so...
Come to the Coos History Museum and have your mind expanded, your senses stimulated and see all of the unique gifts not available anywhere else and all without guilt of sin and how can you beat that?
Or you could wake up New Years and find you have become the Grinch!
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