It is time once again to speak of the
unspeakable, buying a REAL camera.
You thought I had forgotten all about
it and was going to let you get through the mad season without having
to listen to me go on and on and on about a camera.
You were wrong.
There is no excuse, let me repeat that,
no excuse for not owning a REAL camera. Yes they are big and yes they
are complicated and yes they have many of the same things you have in
the dinky camera in your phone but no kiddies they are not at all the
same.
They are big but you carry around a
phone which an F16 could land on and not even have to use reverse
thrust and you do it everyday and all of the time and never give a
thought to it cause you know you are a VERY important person and have
very important friends and business and cannot be away from
communications for even a second cause the entire structure of the
North American economy rests squarely on what you are doing each and
every minute of the day.
You don't carry a camera around with
you at all times even the Ole Trawler who is a photographer
sometimes, (insert gasp) leaves the Pentax at home. Your phone is a
big as a dinner plate and you carry it all of the time and unless you
are Captain Kangaroo you don't have pockets big enough to house that
flight deck so having a camera around your neck on the occasions when
you are actually thinking of taking pictures isn't all that much of a
burden.
They are complicated, and so is the DVD
player, the DVD recorder, the Hulu, the Roku, the Firestick and even
the lowly microwave and you use them all of the time. Okay, okay so
that is why you keep The Thing on the Couch, but he can carry your
camera too!
DSLRs are only as complicated as you,
that's the important word, you want them to be. There are hundreds of
Nikon owners who have never moved the selector off Auto and if you
are bold and adventuresome and daring you can select Prog and get
some really important advantages. But you don't have to. You can set
the beastie on Auto and shoot away and still be a thousand times
better of than if you were using the camera in your phone.
Your phone. Once upon a time we all
celebrated when phones, mobile phones went from being a just a tad
bit smaller than a '56 Packard to being something you could carry
around in a shirt pocket, even female, lady women types could do that
and not look like they were trying to audition for Victoria's not so
Secret angels, but that time has come and gone and now we are back to
phones which are bigger than the average Henry J and not nearly so
stylish and they sometimes catch fire which is a way of beating the
cold and the rain but you don't want to do it when you are carrying
it in your back pocket cause eating Christmas dinner standing up is
not cool at all and if you are carrying it in your front pocket the
results are too grim for words but I understand that the Vienna Boy's
Choir is taking applications so all is not lost.
And the images form your flammable
phone are just not what you will get from a descent DSLR. Sure they
have forty megapixels and the cameras I want you to thin about have a
limit of about twelve and a half but they are BIG megapixels while
the ones in your phone are itty-bitty megapixels.
So come back tomorrow when we will
discuss REAL cameras you can afford and want to own and use and take
brilliant pictures suitable for framing or using as studies for you
paintings or making into gifts to frazzle you sister who is the
Craft-queen and always hand-makes something which shames all of the
rest of the family while saving her a sclunch of money which is why
she can afford to take that Caribbean cruise every January while you
are paying off your credit cards.
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