I know you saw an old man in a big boat
taking two of everything in and then the dreaded rodent saw his
shadow and you knew that winter was going to be hanging around for a
whole lot longer and then your fuzzy slippers called your name and
you checked the fridge and there was plenty of beer and wine and
there were half a dozen new programs you didn't get to see because of
the Stupid Bowl game and you said “I'm not moving again until that
delayed spring gets here.”
But then you'd miss the
reception for Art by the Sea's Eye on Photography Saturday,
February 7, from 2-4 PM at the beautiful Art by the Sea gallery in
Old Town Bandon, where the Ole Trawler and the Long Sufferin' will be
putting in an appearance and will be waiting for you to arrive and if
you don't arrive then we will have to wait and then Art by the Sea
will start charging us rent because we have stayed so long and we
won't have the money to pay our income taxes and the FBI will come or
the United States Marshals will issue a warrant for our arrest and
the the black helicopters will circle Art by the Sea gallery and you
don't want that to happen so you will just have to get dressed and
get in the car and come to Old Town Bandon, you were going to stop at
the Creamery anyway and then you will be in Bandon already so you
might just as well stay until Sunday or even if you do weasel out and
want to sleep in your own bed you can still come back on Sunday for
the opening of Paula Reis' show at the Bandon Library.
That
show is from 11-1 on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday at beautiful Green Valley
Raceway...no that was a flashback but it is Sunday from 11-1 at the
Bandon library where you will get to see what a real photography can
do with something you have lurking around your house all of the time
but don't take a moment to stop and really look and that is why Paula
get her own show and you have nothing to do on a Sunday cause
football season is over and you never really got into soccer or
hockey and over-tall men in boxer shorts running up and down is kinda
silly so you have no excuse not to go to the opening and that's why
you will be in Bandon two days this weekend in spite of the
groundhog!
Any
rodent who takes a bite out of a politician is a rodent for me, but I
hope they got him immediate treatment. Biting a politician is toxic
to living things.
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