If you’ve been dragging your feet and haven’t yet gotten your Valentine’s bribe, excuse me, gift, then time is short, the end is near, repent, repent!
Or you can save your bacon and head over to Charleston to Cantrell’s Bakery where you can salvage your reputation, save your skin avoid headlines like: Lorena Bobbitt strikes Again! Or St Valentine’s Day Massacre. Or Bloody Tuesday
And you don’t want that to happen now do ya? So go buy a treat and save the ER staff a whole lot of work.
And good new for you Cantrell’s is going to be open on Tuesday so you can have a happy Valentines after all.
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