Friday, April 25, 2014
Demo
Art by the Sea
Art by
the Sea Gallery and Studio, LLC
Class
Schedule - 2014
In the Continuum Building, Old Town Bandon
541-347-5355
Thurs. May 8 – Scratchboard
Play Day with Jayme Dee
1-4 $16
Fri. May 9 – Introduction
to Watercolor Play Day with Jayme Dee 12:30-3:30 $16
Fri. May 16 – Drawing
with Jayme Dee 1-4:00 $25
Tues. May 20 – Serendipity Abstract Print with Jean Stephenson 1-4:00
$25 (Maximum 4 students)
Thurs. May 22 – Introduction to
Silk Painting with Jayme Dee 1-4:00
$25
Fri. May 23 – Introduction
to Watercolor Play Day with Jayme Dee 1-4:00
$16
Fri. May 30 – Pencil Portraits,
graphite with Jayme Dee
1-4:00 $25
Contact the Gallery
at 541-347-5355 for more
information. Most classes
have a materials list of what to bring with you.
*Sign up at
the Gallery with a $5 deposit (part of the class fee) to hold your
spot. Balance is due at the time of the
class. (Deposit not required on Play
Days.) Classes fill
up quickly, so this guarantees your place in the class!
*If interested in the “Drop-In” Play Day Classes, you may leave
your name and email address at the gallery to be emailed with a reminder.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Little Things Mean A Lot
Drop off date for entries is May 4th and 5th at the
gallery. Please read the poster for more information. Full prospectus
and entry form are available for download at http://www.artbytheseagalleryandstudio.com
Hope you will join in this 5th Annual Old Town Event.
For more information call the gallery at 541-347-5355 or
email me.
Thanks.
Ava
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Passing Glance
Event and Venue: "Mixed (e)Motions" at A/NT Gallery
(formerly "Art/Not Terminal Gallery") in Seattle, WA.
Work Media and Theme: Mixed media and multimedia only. All works should exhibit both motion and emotion, with special consideration for unique media combinations.
Work Size: All sizes accepted, as long as the work would fit reasonably within the gallery.
Entry Requirements:Mixed media and multimedia only. Mixed media is defined as the mixing of two or more artistic media, e.g. acrylic and collage, graphite and encaustic, ceramic and wool, etc. Multimedia art incorporates nonvisual elements, such as audio or tactile elements. Only original art allowed. Prints and reproductions are allowed if they are incorporated with other media, such as a giclee with acrylic painted over it, or a photograph used in a collage.
The substrate, frame, mounting, pedestal, or other supporting structures that aren't part of the actual work do not count as an additional media.
Timeline of Exhibit: July 2 - July 27, 2014
Entries Due: May 31, 2014
http://antgallery.org:80/index.php/for-artists/call-to-artists
Work Media and Theme: Mixed media and multimedia only. All works should exhibit both motion and emotion, with special consideration for unique media combinations.
Work Size: All sizes accepted, as long as the work would fit reasonably within the gallery.
Entry Requirements:Mixed media and multimedia only. Mixed media is defined as the mixing of two or more artistic media, e.g. acrylic and collage, graphite and encaustic, ceramic and wool, etc. Multimedia art incorporates nonvisual elements, such as audio or tactile elements. Only original art allowed. Prints and reproductions are allowed if they are incorporated with other media, such as a giclee with acrylic painted over it, or a photograph used in a collage.
The substrate, frame, mounting, pedestal, or other supporting structures that aren't part of the actual work do not count as an additional media.
Timeline of Exhibit: July 2 - July 27, 2014
Entries Due: May 31, 2014
Monday, April 21, 2014
Everything Old is New again
Storytelling with
Collage
Susan Lehman
Art by the Sea Gallery and Studio,
Bandon
Sunday, April 27 12-4
pm
$35/all materials supplied; call
541-347-5355 to register
We will be working with old photographs that were
given to me, adding collage elements to create our own stories. Stencils, stamps
and papers add to the background layers. Dress for mess!
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Room to Spare
I still have room for more artists in my
Storytelling with Collage Class on Sunday, April
27th from 12 until 4.
I have developed this 4 hour class to teach beginning and
intermediate collage including image transfers, layering, and various background
techniques. If you have taken it before, you can always take it again; it is
rarely the same twice and there is so much to learn about collage!
Below is the class schedule and registration information
for the upcoming classes at Art by the Sea Gallery and Studio where I teach
collage.
Art by the Sea Gallery and
Studio, LLC
Class Schedule - 2014In the Continuum Building, Old Town Bandon541-347-5355Fri. April 25 – Acrylics (no subject yet) with Paul Kingsbury 10:30-4:00 $35Sun. April 27 – Storytelling with Collage Class with Susan Lehman 12-4:00 $35/all materials includedThurs. May 8 – Scratchboard Play Day with Jayme Dee 1-4 $16Fri. May 9 – Introduction to Watercolor Play Day with Jayme Dee 12:30-3:30 $16Fri. May 16 – Drawing with Jayme Dee 1-4:00 $25Tues. May 20 – Serendipity Abstract Print with Jean Stephenson 1-4:00 $25 (Maximum 4 students)Thurs. May 22 – Introduction to Silk Painting with Jayme Dee 1-4:00 $25Fri. May 23 – Introduction to Watercolor Play Day with Jayme Dee 1-4:00 $16Fri. May 30 – Pencil Portraits, graphite with Jayme Dee 1-4:00 $25Contact the Gallery at 541-347-5355 for more information. Most classes have a materials list of what to bring with you.*Sign up at the Gallery with a $5 deposit (part of the class fee) to hold your spot. Balance is due at the time of the class. (Deposit not required on Play Days.) Classes fill up quickly, so this guarantees your place in the class!*If interested in the “Drop-In” Play Day Classes, you may leave your name and email address at the gallery to be emailed with a reminder.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
COOS HISTORICAL AND MARITIME MUSEUM CALL FOR ARTISTS
SUBMIT IMAGES OF FIVE WORKS, AS A PORTFOLIO, BY APRIL 25,
2014. DETAILS BELOW.
Major construction of the new multi-million-dollar
waterfront Coos Historical & Maritime Center is in progress in downtown
Coos Bay, Oregon, on Coast Highway 101.
This museum will be a cultural gathering place, presenting
local history as a key to modern times through exhibitry, programs, and
partnerships with other community groups. In its main Exhibit Hall, visitors
will see exhibits continually created by museum staff and the community,
working together to illuminate the fascinating, sometimes-hidden history of
Oregon's South Coast. It will also be a hub for public and private events, and
an engine for waterfront economic development.
Our goal is to represent South Coast history and community
in an engaging, provocative, and honest way and, in so doing, create a
contemporary and nationally recognized museum.
Visual artists of all disciplines are encouraged to join in
our mission to create an experience for our community and visitors through
creative works within and part of our planned exhibits (i.e., backdrops,
photography and portraiture, videography, work depicting natural elements or
people, sculptural objects, models and miniatures, glassworks, woodworks and
carving, banners, pathways, weavings, artifact replications, etc.)
Works we will use may be realistic or representational,
two-dimensional or sculptural, large or small. Your creative ideas and work
could potentially fuel some of our design and exhibit ideas.
Selected artists will be working cooperatively with D.
Jensen & Associates, an award-winning design team from Vancouver BC, and
the Coos County Historical Society exhibits team, to help tell our stories in a
visually stunning, creative, and moving way.
All work chosen will be commissioned. We consider this a
major project and are prepared to devote substantial resources to it. Current
budget for all commissioned artwork and production of artistic visual effects
is $50,000 out of a $560,000 total current exhibit budget.
Final artwork in the exhibit will somehow reveal Oregon's
South Coast. Artists will be short-listed based on the quality and
thoughtfulness of their work and its potential for use in exhibitry.
Send, by April 25, 2014, a portfolio of five images of your
work via mail (Coos County Historical Society, 1220 Sherman Ave., North Bend,
OR 97459), or email (franksmoot@gmail.com) (25mb limit). If you have a website,
we would love for you to provide the link; however, please also directly
provide (by mail or email) five images that represent your work.
We will contact artists as we develop our content and find
need.
All portfolios will be kept by the museum, as exhibits will
change regularly to reflect our ever-changing community, and its relationship
to our past, in a state-of-the-art manner.
Monday, April 14, 2014
What You Don't Take
You miss one hundred percent of the
shots you don't take.
I know, a sports metaphor. Now what is
a sports metaphor doing in a blog about art? It is doing quiet well,
reminding you that even in art there are opportunities every day and
the ones you let slip by are gone for good.
There is such a bounty of wonder here
on the South Coast that we forget it isn't permanent. It is in fact
very fleeting and if you hesitate for just one second it is gone
forever.
Now being a photographer, catching
slices of time is what I do but that's no reason for painters and
sketchers and plein air guys to let chances lips by. Do you carry a
sketch book with you every time you walk out of the house? Do you
stop to take a long look at the plants or animals living in or around
your house/ What about the people? They have a story to tell and it
might just be the one that moves your art from ordinary to excellent.
But it won;t do a thing for you if you aren't ready when the moment
comes.
I drag a big, long heavy DSLR with me
most of the time. I could make it easier and switch lenses, except
I’ve never had much use for short lenses. I just don't see things
in that way. So having the reach of a big, long, heavy lens is the
price I pay for being ready.
A sketchbook would be much easier and
if I could do oil sketches like Monty Rogers I'd do that very thing,
but I can't. At one time, a thousand years ago I was a fair hand with
pencil sketching and I am working at recovering some of my skills,
but the truth is time, and arthritis have taken their toll and I
might never get back to a point where I can do a reasonable sketch.
But I have my camera and that allows me to both store images against
a time when I might be able to sketch again and to use right now.
So are you ready?
Just think of all of the things you
might be missing. Whale watching. Now I come from central Texas and
when we say Whale Watching we are talking about a rich guy boarding a
plane for Lost Wages. But here you can go out and get up close and
personal with the variety that made Ahab so crazy. Now that is an
opportunity.
The little hummers on my back deck
seemed to have settled into nest building or have gone away o0n
spring break but I have dozens of pictures of them form when they
were buzzing around. How can you beat that? Step out on the back deck
with a camera and a cuppa and sit wrapped up, cause it is chilly in
these here parts and wait for the little clowns to come buzzing
around the feeder.
My own clowns, the cats who own my
house and graciously allow me to live there cause I have can-opener
magic. Provide a never-ending opportunity to catch the little
house-lions doing all of the things which got them taken in off the
street in the first place.
Even the sky is full of opportunity,
the sunsets are fantastic and the night is o clear that you can see
all of the wonders of the heavens and never have to reach for a pair
of binoculars or a telescope. In Garland on a clear night I could see
mosquitoes and not much else, but here there are no nasty biting
little devils and I can grab that camera and walk out and have a
clear shot at the moon.
They tell me that there is going to be
a total lunar eclipse tonight or tomorrow morning depending on how
grammatically correct, (or is that meteorologically correct) and that
it is likely to be a “Blood Moon” a red one get it and all you
have to do is wait up until 2AM for a chance to spot it. When will
you get another chance to see that?
The sky, when it isn't full of planets
and moons doing their wonders is a bounty of birds. I have a new
flight of pigeons in my front yard. The Long Sufferin puts out deluxe
food for them and they swoop down and eat it like they hadn't just
had some yesterday, (The last time the Long Sufferin put out bird
food), so in addition to the mystery critter and the hummingbirds
and the mole we are supporting a kit of pigeons. (If only Uncle would
let me claim the lot at dependents I could make back some of the cost
of feeding them.)
But the IRS not withstanding, they come
and eat and now will let me walk out and get close so that I can take
pictures and get my pigeons in a row or is that supposed to be ducks
which I am sure are just waiting for the pigeons to be finished so
that they can come and get on the gravy train.
Have I mentioned the sea lions or the
sea men down in the boat basin at Charleston? Both have wonderful
bristly mustaches which just beg to be recorded and then there are
the boats. I know we had boats on Ray Hubbard but they were mostly
Chris Craft made for pulling a ski rope and not much else and they
guys on them were weekend wonders with deep sunburns and beer-guts
wearing those tight spandex trunks and trying hard to impress the
boat bunnies in their almost there bikinis.
Here you have real sea men and they
work the boats and actually know what they are doing and can go out
on the real ocean and fish for something more dangerous than crappie
and they risk never coming back like the memorial in Charleston says
and we have a Coast Guard station where the guys and ladies go out in
boats and haul the less dedicated boaters out of the sea and don't
expect any thanks even though they have to go out in weather I
wouldn't send the dog out in and they get paid the same for staying
on land and watching The Black List as they do for going out to sea
in boats and saving lives but maybe that's only interesting for a guy
from the land-locked west.
So you have a never ending supply of
amazing things to use as subjects for you work and yet are you taking
the steps necessary to be ready when one of those moments comes?
Do you even think about it and want to
be ready or are you happy where you are and don;t really want to
bother with anything that might require you to get up off the couch
and go out and find something new and wonderful?
You are the only one who can answer
that question and you are the only one who can do anything about it.
Back to the sports metaphor, this is
the playoff season for the NHL and if you don;t know what that is
you've spent far too much time on March Madness, the National Hockey
League stars their playoffs and this is when all of the hurts and
bumps and injures have to be shelved and the game face plastered on
cause there is no tomorrow. And you can bet that these guys who do
not make the millions of dollars the big-time pros do won't give a
rat's behind about what's in their pay envelop. They will get their
gear and tough through the hurts and go out and do it one more time
because there is no tomorrow and no one wants to be sitting at home
when the finals come around.
What about you? Will you be
sitting or will you be part of the playoffs?
Thursday, April 10, 2014
But Wait...
Apparently there is NO Celtic session April 21. Sessions will resume May 7, the first Wednesday in May.
Gail Elber
Secretary
South Coast Folk Society
EMBRACE THE CHANGE
One of our recurring events is changing its time and place, and one is just changing its day.
- The Second Sunday Sing-Along is moving to the North Bend Public Library's big meeting room, effective this Sunday, April 13. The time will change to 4-6 p.m. The library is at 1800 Sherman Ave., North Bend. There's a piano there.
- Starting in May, the Celtic Session will move to the first and third Wednesday nights of the month, still 7-9 p.m., still at Liberty Pub, 2047 Sherman Ave, North Bend. But in April, it'll still be on Mondays: the next one is the 21st.
YOU COULD GET SHOT AT APRIL'S CONTRA DANCE
Dance photographer Doug Plummer of Seattle (www.dougplummer.com) is coming to our contra dance this Saturday, April 12, to take pictures. The pictures will be used in Folk Society publicity. If you would rather not be photographed, let Doug know beforehand. If you like, come to the Grange at 5:30 p.m. and enjoy a potluck before the dance. The dance begins at 7 p.m. at Greenacres Grange with caller Rich Goss from Portland. Music will be provided by Celtic Crossing, consisting of Jennifer Sordyl, Don Berg, and Stacy Rose, with assistance from Sarah Goss. Doors open at 6:45 p.m. Admission: General $7, students w/ID and seniors over 60 $6, members $5, and supervised children under 6 free. First-timers who arrive in time for the 7 p.m. lesson will receive a ticket for free admission to their second dance. The dances are alcohol- and fragrance-free. For more information call 541-572-5370 or visit http://southcoastfolksociety.wordpress.com or find the South Coast Folk Society on Facebook.
AND DON'T FORGET INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE
Friday, April 25: International folk dance, 7 p.m., Greenacres Grange. Teaching, followed by requests. Admission is $4, or $3 for members of SCFS. Is there a specific dance you’d like to learn? It’s great fun having a variety of people share in the teaching – is there a specific dance you’d like to teach? To sign up to teach your favorite dance, call Scott Knowles at 541-217-9027
One of our recurring events is changing its time and place, and one is just changing its day.
- The Second Sunday Sing-Along is moving to the North Bend Public Library's big meeting room, effective this Sunday, April 13. The time will change to 4-6 p.m. The library is at 1800 Sherman Ave., North Bend. There's a piano there.
- Starting in May, the Celtic Session will move to the first and third Wednesday nights of the month, still 7-9 p.m., still at Liberty Pub, 2047 Sherman Ave, North Bend. But in April, it'll still be on Mondays: the next one is the 21st.
YOU COULD GET SHOT AT APRIL'S CONTRA DANCE
Dance photographer Doug Plummer of Seattle (www.dougplummer.com) is coming to our contra dance this Saturday, April 12, to take pictures. The pictures will be used in Folk Society publicity. If you would rather not be photographed, let Doug know beforehand. If you like, come to the Grange at 5:30 p.m. and enjoy a potluck before the dance. The dance begins at 7 p.m. at Greenacres Grange with caller Rich Goss from Portland. Music will be provided by Celtic Crossing, consisting of Jennifer Sordyl, Don Berg, and Stacy Rose, with assistance from Sarah Goss. Doors open at 6:45 p.m. Admission: General $7, students w/ID and seniors over 60 $6, members $5, and supervised children under 6 free. First-timers who arrive in time for the 7 p.m. lesson will receive a ticket for free admission to their second dance. The dances are alcohol- and fragrance-free. For more information call 541-572-5370 or visit http://southcoastfolksociety.wordpress.com or find the South Coast Folk Society on Facebook.
AND DON'T FORGET INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE
Friday, April 25: International folk dance, 7 p.m., Greenacres Grange. Teaching, followed by requests. Admission is $4, or $3 for members of SCFS. Is there a specific dance you’d like to learn? It’s great fun having a variety of people share in the teaching – is there a specific dance you’d like to teach? To sign up to teach your favorite dance, call Scott Knowles at 541-217-9027
OR THE SOUTH COAST CELTIC FEST
May 3. SWOCC. Like "South Coast Celtic Fest" on Facebook for updates. See the most current schedule at http://southcoastfolksociety.wordpress.com.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
The Egyptian Theatre needs musicians to perform for its grand opening 11 a.m.-4 p.m. June 21. Performers may reserve slots of up to one hour and will perform for people who wander in and out of the auditorium during tours, so everybody won't be sitting there looking at you. The only remuneration is glory. If you're interested, contact Lee Littlefield, 541-888-4434, jllittlefield@charter.net by April 25. It's first come, first served.
OTHER THINGS
- All acoustic musicians and listeners are welcome to the monthly First Friday Jam at 7 p.m. at the Farwest Hall on Hwy 42S in Bandon. It typically features a mix of old-time, bluegrass, and Celtic tunes.
- Irish session at Lloyd's at 219 2nd St. SE in Bandon, 5 p.m. first and third Fridays. Find "The Local Session" on Facebook.
- Rhythm Village African Drum and Dance Ensemble welcomes all comers at 5:30 p.m. Mondays in the basement of the First United Methodist Church in Coos Bay, 123 Ocean Blvd SE. Find them on Facebook.
- Oregon Old-Time Fiddlers, District 5 — Third Saturday of month: 1-3 p.m. with jam afterward, Winchester Bay Community Center. 541-759-3419. Featured April 19: Larry Costa, singing and banjo.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
The Egyptian Theatre needs musicians to perform for its grand opening 11 a.m.-4 p.m. June 21. Performers may reserve slots of up to one hour and will perform for people who wander in and out of the auditorium during tours, so everybody won't be sitting there looking at you. The only remuneration is glory. If you're interested, contact Lee Littlefield, 541-888-4434, jllittlefield@charter.net by April 25. It's first come, first served.
OTHER THINGS
- All acoustic musicians and listeners are welcome to the monthly First Friday Jam at 7 p.m. at the Farwest Hall on Hwy 42S in Bandon. It typically features a mix of old-time, bluegrass, and Celtic tunes.
- Irish session at Lloyd's at 219 2nd St. SE in Bandon, 5 p.m. first and third Fridays. Find "The Local Session" on Facebook.
- Rhythm Village African Drum and Dance Ensemble welcomes all comers at 5:30 p.m. Mondays in the basement of the First United Methodist Church in Coos Bay, 123 Ocean Blvd SE. Find them on Facebook.
- Oregon Old-Time Fiddlers, District 5 — Third Saturday of month: 1-3 p.m. with jam afterward, Winchester Bay Community Center. 541-759-3419. Featured April 19: Larry Costa, singing and banjo.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Daily Rounds
Policemen walk the Beat, doctors make
daily rounds, watchmen make their rounds and clock in to prove it,
but what about artists?
Long ago in a galaxy far, far away,
Writer's Digest had a column by Lawrence Block. It was for a
beginning writer the closest thing to Divine Inspiration. Lawrence
Block is and was a successful writer of fiction and exceptionally
prolific. He had no less than three series novels working at the time
and has since gone on to add several more to that collection.
Mr. Block's advice to the beginning
writer? “Write what you like. The odds are you won;t get published
no matter what you write so doing the work should be the goal not
getting published.”
That is sound advice for
anyone working in the creative arts. No matter what you do the
likelihood of making a big sale from it is slim and none. Do the work
because you cannot do anything else and do what you like so that each
day when you start working it is a delight and a pleasure and when
you do make a sale it will be a bonus not the goal of all of your
efforts.
What in the world does that
have to do with daily rounds?
That's where you get better.
A thousand lifetimes ago I
wrote a story called the “First Flight to Teekarap. It was a
terrible story and that was to be expected cause I was only eleven
and so my experience as a writer and as a human being was limited.
(There are those who would question the human being part but they
were mostly my teachers and mentors so what the hell did they know?)
A few years later I wrote
another story inspired by a columnist in the Dallas Morning News,
Paul Crume, He suggested that the perfect detective story would be
peopled by a sleuth named Hercule
Peterholmes-Wimsey and
accompanied by his faithful man-servant Bunter Watson Vain the III
and set in the cozy English village of St. Ethelbert on the Thames.
I didn't know at the time
that this was done tongue-in-cheek as a wry critique of all of the
cozy-style mystery novels. I immediately stepped into the breech and
wrote the story and sent it off to Mr. Crume, who responded with the
least sympathetic, supportive, sensitive and encouraging note any
budding writer has ever gotten.
Fortunately, I was gifted
with natural hard-of-understanding genes and went right back to
working on my next novel.
I still think there's a
place for ole Hercule Peterholmes-Wimsey, possibly on Masterpiece
Theater after Mr. Selfridge finishes his run.
But even with that as a
starting point I kept writing and writing the stuff I like which if
you have been reading this blog and if you haven;'t what are you
doing here and since you are here you can make a fresh start and read
it daily form this point on and become well-rounded, informed and
educated and in the process l;earn something about art and what it
takes to get it off the ground and keep it moving while all around
you people are telling you you just can;'t make a lead balloon fly.
(If you should get that lead balloon to fly give me a head's up so
that I can get out of the crash path.)
So there I was staring off
with scant encouragement and it was the Fifties and everyone was
quick to tell me that you cannot make a Living as a writer and then
there were those who suggested that I would never become a
responsible citizen and that I was headed into the bohemian life
where I would pick up unsavory habits and devote my life to
drunkenness and dissipation. And I did try that for a while, but the
truth is that drunkenness and dissipation paid less that writing and
I have a few years practice as a writer so I decided that as much as
I liked drunkenness and dissipation writing was a better idea and so
I gave up a promising career as a town disgrace and kept writing.
And along the way I did have
to make a Living so I did a bunch of other things and they provided
background color for new stories and gave my inspiration for the
novels which I write but don;t get published and still I do it cause
I love to write which if you have been reading this long you know all
ready. And while I was doing all of those other things and picking up
all of that background information I learned something
else...Lawrence Block was right, you only get better if you keep
doing a thing and the best way to make sure that you are getting
better instead of rusting away like an abandoned truck sitting in the
middle of a filed along the side of a road where the Burma Shave sign
once lived, is to do it every day.
Which is why I started
writing this post in the first place. Are you doing something with
your art every day?
See Life has a nasty way of
soaking up all of your time. When I was picking up all of that
background information I had to work at something and surprisingly
there were few openings for failed writer or bohemian wastrel, why is
that, and so I did a lot of stuff which most sane people would not
do, but then the best stories come from those places where most sane
people do not go so it is a good thing that I went there and got
those stories.
Are you going where the
stories are? Sure there are wonderful things which happen in your
living room, the cat discovers dust bunnies, you find a five dollar
bill between the cushions on the sofa and Becket and Castle have
another verbal duel, but can you put that on canvas? Knock it out of
a hunk of wood and maybe put it in the kiln for a quick fire and then
off to the latest show where you can share your art with those who
haven't discovered the Wilds of your living room.
But if you aren't doing it
every day the chance that you will be able to share your exact
vision with the rest of the folks is going to be somewhat limited.
Now I've admitted being a
typical sixteen year old boy and part of the reason super hero comics
are so popular is that costumed crime fighters wear skin tight
Spandex uniforms and most of the popular super heroes have skin tight
bodies to put in those skin tight uniforms and if they happen to be a
female, lady, girl type costumes crime fighter they have lots of
stuff that should be in skin-tight Spandex uniforms and that is why
so many teenaged boys love comic books. (Don't kid yourself, little
girls are not made of sugar and Spice and everything nice, they like
skin-tight Spandex uniforms too and they don;t look just at the abs
of those costumed crime fighters. You wouldn't catch Spiderman
web-slinging without hos cup cause all of that building crawling and
crime fighting can be hazardous to your personality.)
And to make all of those
skin-tight Spandex uniforms bulge in all of the oh so right places is
the dream of every over-wrought teenaged boy and they want to draw
just like the guys in the comics and they try and they get something
which looks like it was intended to be the Stay-puffed Marsh-mellow
Man instead of Sofia Vergara, This is not what that testosterone
crazed kid wanted and so he gives up cause he didn't get Sofia and
rather than stay with it until he gets something sort of like maybe
Danger-prone Daphney, he heads for the mall or the court or the couch
where he sits until age or decay gets the better of him.
Now you do not want to be
that slowly decaying lump on the divan, so why aren't you doing a
little something, something, (Thank you Sofia), every day so that
what you are doing becomes so ingrained that you can do it in your
sleep.
There is a story about the
world famous racing driver sterling Moss. Moss was driving in the 24
hrs of Le Mans and he lost the car in a curve and took an unscheduled
three hundred and eighty-one year flight. The emergency crews raced
to the scene to rescue him and when they arrived they found Moss
completely unconscious but trying desperately to fight his way out of
the flaming car. His body was so conditioned that even without Moss
at the controls the works keep going.
Probably a state of
readiness you don;t need, but that is how whatever art you work in
should feel. You should be able to do it when there is no one at home
in the control room and the only way to get there is by doing the
daily, boring, drab and suffocatingly dreary rounds.
Come-on doctors get up at
five to start their rounds and you can sleep in until at least seven
so what are you whining about. That's why you became a shiftless,
directionless bohemian in the first place!
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Love is in the Air
"LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" Art works to celebrate the joys of life
Southern
Coos Hospital & Health Center --Sunday April 13th - June 30. 2014
Opening reception Sunday April 13th from
1-3 pm
meet
the artists and enjoy the classical music of a fabulous new trio:
Crystal
Landucci on keyboards; Kimberly Wurster on Cello; Jean Mautner on Violin
Refreshments
provided by the Hospital Auxiliary
Saturday, April 5, 2014
South Coast Folk Society
HELLO AGAIN!
The April 12 Barn Dance in Greenacres features three talented local musicians on stage for three hours of fine dancing music from 7PM to 10PM. Long time favorite caller, Rich Goss from Portland, will give lessons and teach every dance throughout the evening. All are welcome at his public event.
Attached are two versions of our PSA for your convenience and it is reprinted below.
Thank you for your help.
Paul Poresky for the South Coast Folk Society
From: South Coast Folk Society
Subject: South Coast Community Barn Dance
When: Saturday Evening, April 12, from 7:00PM to 10:00PM
Where: Greenacres Grange Hall, 93393 Greenacres Lane, Coos Bay, OR
Live Music by: CELTIC CROSSING from Coos Bay
Guest Caller: Rich Goss from Portland
Celtic Crossing Band at Greenacres Barn Dance Apr.12
Three very talented local musicians will play music for the Greenacres Barn Dance on Saturday evening, April 12 from 7-10PM. The group is called Celtic Crossing. They play a lively variety of Celtic, Scottish, and old-timey dance tunes. The band features Jennifer Sordyl on fiddle, Stacy Rose on flute, whistle and hammer dulcimer and Don Berg playing backup guitar. There will also be professional instruction a 7PM for new dancers taught by our guest caller, Rich Goss of Portland, Oregon. Barn dancing is easy to learn and fun for singles, couples and whole families. All ages are welcome at this public event.
Rich Goss has called dances from Vancouver, BC to San Diego, CA to North Carolina, for events, large and small, novice and experienced, in a driveway, and in large dance halls. He calls fun, accessible dances always with a good-natured, easy-going style.
The Second-Saturday Barn Dance is sponsored by the non-profit South Coast Folk Society. The program includes contras, circle mixers, and a waltz or two. Refreshments are available. Doors open at 6:45PM. Admission: General $7, Students w/ID and Seniors over 60 $6, Members $5, and Supervised Children under 6 are free. First timers who arrive in time for the 7PM lesson will receive a ticket for free admission to their second dance. The dances are alcohol and fragrance free. For more information call 541-572-5370 or visit http://southcoastfolksociety.wordpress.com or Facebook.
The South Coast Folk Society is an all-volunteer, non-profit organization dedicated to the preservation, study, teaching, enjoyment, and continuing evolution of traditional and historical dance, music, and song
The April 12 Barn Dance in Greenacres features three talented local musicians on stage for three hours of fine dancing music from 7PM to 10PM. Long time favorite caller, Rich Goss from Portland, will give lessons and teach every dance throughout the evening. All are welcome at his public event.
Attached are two versions of our PSA for your convenience and it is reprinted below.
Thank you for your help.
Paul Poresky for the South Coast Folk Society
From: South Coast Folk Society
Subject: South Coast Community Barn Dance
When: Saturday Evening, April 12, from 7:00PM to 10:00PM
Where: Greenacres Grange Hall, 93393 Greenacres Lane, Coos Bay, OR
Live Music by: CELTIC CROSSING from Coos Bay
Guest Caller: Rich Goss from Portland
Celtic Crossing Band at Greenacres Barn Dance Apr.12
Three very talented local musicians will play music for the Greenacres Barn Dance on Saturday evening, April 12 from 7-10PM. The group is called Celtic Crossing. They play a lively variety of Celtic, Scottish, and old-timey dance tunes. The band features Jennifer Sordyl on fiddle, Stacy Rose on flute, whistle and hammer dulcimer and Don Berg playing backup guitar. There will also be professional instruction a 7PM for new dancers taught by our guest caller, Rich Goss of Portland, Oregon. Barn dancing is easy to learn and fun for singles, couples and whole families. All ages are welcome at this public event.
Rich Goss has called dances from Vancouver, BC to San Diego, CA to North Carolina, for events, large and small, novice and experienced, in a driveway, and in large dance halls. He calls fun, accessible dances always with a good-natured, easy-going style.
The Second-Saturday Barn Dance is sponsored by the non-profit South Coast Folk Society. The program includes contras, circle mixers, and a waltz or two. Refreshments are available. Doors open at 6:45PM. Admission: General $7, Students w/ID and Seniors over 60 $6, Members $5, and Supervised Children under 6 are free. First timers who arrive in time for the 7PM lesson will receive a ticket for free admission to their second dance. The dances are alcohol and fragrance free. For more information call 541-572-5370 or visit http://southcoastfolksociety.wordpress.com or Facebook.
The South Coast Folk Society is an all-volunteer, non-profit organization dedicated to the preservation, study, teaching, enjoyment, and continuing evolution of traditional and historical dance, music, and song
Thursday, April 3, 2014
The End Is Near
Been
a busy six weeks, but it's time to get back in the saddle again.
Now
I did mention that life will suck up all of your time if you let it
and that certainly has been the case with me, the cats had to go in
for shots, the cars needed a look over and the chores are never don,
at last that's what the Long Sufferin' says.
Then
there's the fun stuff, the newish camera which I am still
discovering. The thing is a lot smarter than me and if I do
everything right it takes amazing pictures. Now have I set the
subject index to Fast Moving Objects? Did I remember to turn off the
auto focus, cause the little hummers are a lot faster than the
mechanics of the lens, and did I remember to adjust the exposure
index a coupla stops higher cause they don't like to feed til late in
the afternoon when the light gets dicey for fast flying objects. It's
a puzzlement.
And
of course the Ole Trawler languishes while I do all of this other
stuff.
But
that can't happen, cause there are things which need to be said and
announced and published and so I'm back at the keyboard where I
should have been for the last six weeks but I was out doing fun
stuff.
So
have you prepared for the Xpocalypse?
That's
right, I didn't misspell it, the Xpocalypse.
MicroCrummy
has decided to abandon all of us who do not FaceSlander or Twat or
Linkedup cause we don't need no stinking Windows 8 and they are
ending support for good ole trusty XP.
Now
there are those, check your pockets for pocket protectors and slide
rules, (Anyone still remember what a slide rule was?), who cannot
live without the LATEST and GREATEST Whizzbang, tile-shuffling,
App-collecting OS and they are welcome to Windows 8, but for most
people who just want to do email, and taxes and maybe use SKYPE and
of course download pictures, XP was fine. But not for old MicroNeedy.
See if they can't force you off of XP they don't make any money. You
know why? You've already paid for XP.
Now
I would love to return the favor and abandon Windows completely but
the Long Sufferin isn't on board with Linux so Windows it is. You
probably aren't either. But you have to be. See when support end all
of the nasty little buggers with time on their dirty, little hands
will have a field day writing nastiness for the naked operating
system.
No
problem-o, I'll just upgrade to Windows 8 and be done with it. But
you can't. You see MicroCrafty has written t5he new system so that
most if not all of your programs won;t run on it, worse yet, they
hardware inside of your box won;'t run with it. They want you to not
only buy a new Windows but they want you to shell out for a new
computer too.
So
you can't just pay for Windows 8 and be on your merry way. What to
do?
You
could let MicroRaverger have its way with you and go out and buy a
whole new machine...PC sales are down dontcha know, or you could try
out foxing the lot of'em.
There
are versions of Windows which will run on your beige box, Windows
Vista and Windows 7.
Yeah,
yeah, I've heard, in fact my lawn man, a wonderful guy, just recently
engaged and planning his wedding and I hope all of the best for them
gravely warned me not to finish installing Vista on the Long
Sufferin's computer. He even offered to check around and see if he
could find a pal with Window 8 I could install. I graciously declined
and thanked him, he was looking out for my best interests, but I went
on installing Vista anyway.
Sure
it has a horrible reputation this Vista operating system, but I was
able to find an upgrade copy which allows the Long Sufferin' to keep
all of her settings and email files/folders and not have to re
transfer them by portable hard drive. So for her machine it was the
best idea.
Now
for me, I wanted to go Ubuntu. But there are still too many Windows
programs which I depend on, so for me the move to Windows 7 was the
right choice. I don't like it, but MicroNasty left me with no other
choice.
Yes,
I did get the computers updated and working with a glitch or three.
The Long Sufferin got to keep her files and settings but the little
hummer has all sorts of extra frills and gimcracks we are trying to
remove.
Me,
well I did have an issue with my scanner and I haven't gotten the
RipVinyl program to work yet. I had to buy a new copy and I haven't
found the right settings to transfer the rest of my LP's. (Yes, I do
still have LP's and a turntable and I'll have you know that they
sound better than the CDs and a lot better than the MP3's and besides
Mister Charlie's album with all of the pops and crackles was the
first record I ever bought with my own money and it was a treasure
and sent me off on my long journey into the Wilds of Jazz and I might
never have heard the Immortal Ella or thrilled to the incomparable
Miss Lana Cantrell and that would have been a horrible shame and even
though I bought the Sixth of Lana for the same reason every other
sixteen year old boy did, I did finally get around to opening the
album and listening to the record and even in the midst of the
terrible testosterone poisoning of my teen years the music was
soooooooooo much better than the cover picture and fifty-odd years
later the cover picture is still hotter than anything Kim Kardashian
could do even with all of her clothes lying on the floor and a brass
band playing in the background! So I have LP's.)
And
there's the fact that the Long Sufferin' is learning a new camera so
changing operating systems has been an additional hassle and that
makes thing so much more tense but we will get through it all, and
then everyone will be happy again and now that we don't have to face
the horrors of the Xpocalypse we can relax but what about you?
Have
you made the update, bought a new computer or dug out the scrapbooks
and gone back to printing everything, but wait if you don't have your
computer updated you won;t be able to print out those pictures for
the scrapbook so there you are you have to do something before April
the 8th cause that is the last day and the End is Near.
Don't
wait, do it now while there is still time so that next week you won't
be able to get online and read the ole Trawler!
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